Top 5 thing that you cannot say to the girl you are trying to score

last week i was on a toilet doing my stuff that i usually do in every morning, and something pop in to my mind...what are the thing that i cannot say to a girl while i'm trying to get laid?

I start to work on my new meaning of life...to know what it's all about!!

I start to arrange a date with 5 nice girls(one for every night of the week, i dont work on weekends), we talk and talk and talk and i knew that i was about to score...when something came out of my mouth and there was something like:

Top 5 Thing that you should say to a girl that you wanna score:

1. What do you thing about doing like the video 2 girls one cup?

2. Can i came in your mouth?

3. Do you like ass to mouth?

4. can we do it doggy style?

5. do you mind if i fart while we doing it?

Yup...it was a handsolo of a week...But all in name of the science...after all i got a B.A. in B.S

Just like Barney Stinson says: "“There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.”"

see you all later...maby