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The Top 5 Movies I Never Saw

How to rate something that I never saw? well,it's not that hard, I think, I mean we do it all the time, we see a cover of a book and say "Yeah! Futurist and Fantasy , kinda like Frodo meats Luke Skywalker... This book Is Awesome!", or we see a girl and say that she must be good in bed, and in the end you never bought the book and never asked that girl's number. How could you know that was good? We assume that it is because the outside appealed to us.

Have you ever wondered what were you're top 5 of the best movies you never saw? I know that in these days its hard to "never see" anything, cinema is cheap, We have television, we have Downloads (Yeah I know you watching!), we can see almost everything for free, the source is at our hands! Nevertheless there are those movies that you let escape, you might not remember thinking about it, but, sometimes you are at home and a trailer comes up and you think " Just remembered! I got see that movie". And there, there are other movies that you never saw ,but , people say "That movie is awesome" and you believe them, but, never really saw.

So I decided to make a top 5 about the movies that I never saw, it was a thought that blinked in my brain, and since I got nothing to do, I decided to make a blog out of it. Maybe some I watched in trailer and others people talked to me about them. Here are the Top 5 Movies that I never saw:

(kinda hard to know which ones)

1.The Last of the Mohicans (1992):
I Gotta admit. I have this DVD on my DVD shelf and I never watched it, it wasn't borrowed, it wasn't a gift, I went to amazon and bought it, And I never watched it. So why is my number one Movie that I never saw? First, is directed by Michael Mann, and he has some pretty good movies except Miami Vice, didn't like that one, and the photography of the movies are pretty damn good; second Daniel Day Lewis starts on that one, he is a fucking good actor. It has a detail that I'm not very found of, American History its not one of my favourite subjects, nevertheless it must be good.


2.12 Angry Men (1957):
I have a condition, I don't know if has a name or not, when I watch a old movie I feel scared, because, I start thinking that most of the people in that movie are dead, and somehow they are watching me seeing them in the movie. This movie is in this list because lotta of people told me that this was a great movie, and it must be is the 7th on the top 250 IMDb list


3.Shichinin no samurai/Seven Samurai (1957):
Come on a Japanese movie with sword's and samurai, a nominated movie about samurai, Seven of them! It must be awesome! But the same rules apply, to fear old movies even Japanese ones, and mainly if it has samurai on it!


4.Inception (2010):
For me Christopher Nolan is one of the best directors of our time, where did i ever saw a bad movie of him? Never that's when! And this one ,Inception, starts Leonardo Di Caprio which is a good actor, and that kid from the TV series "3rd rock from the sun" which I saw him recently in a movie called brick, pretty good acting I must say. And "What a fuck! They can enter people's dreams?!" this will be a movie that I wont forget to see. I have to see this one!


5.The Sandman (XXXX):
This movie does not exist! There for I never saw. But it should exist! So we take a comic book by my favourite writer, Neil Gaimen, And we adapt it to cinema, the script must also be written by Neil Gaimen. Then we pick up Tim Burton and we make him it's director, i think that a Sandman movie should be made by Tim Burton's vision, and for that, we would need Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter. They could even make a trilogy out of it, and we would have another comic book adaptation in our cinemas. Neil Gaimen is the Tim Burton of books and Tim Burton is the Neil Gaimen of movies, and they both worked on movies and books. I know that maybe commercializing sandman could be dangerous, but I have most faith in it.

I must strike you has a guy who as nothing to do. It is true. I am, probably if I was occupied with something this entry would never exist. But I like to think about this crap every now and then, and today I thought "Why not write about it?!" So here it is, a little piece of my mind.

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