Global warming or global cooling

It seems nowadays everyone is concerned about global warming, as if our own fate was doomed by its effects... Yeah right as if!!! Global warming ain't that bad it also has good things, we just need too look at it in the right point of view... The dude point of view.

It all starts with the ocean water invading our land, witch means new beaches any where and everyone loves the beach.

If you think about it, when was the last time you went to the beach in Mongolia? Yeah thats it you can't go cos Mongolia ain't even near an ocean line. But thanks to global warming, from now on when you think about going to the beach in Mongolia, you all can say “Yes we can”!!

But even better, think about sunny beaches in Finland or Sweden... ohhhhh all those girls walking around in their thongs, and in desperate need of someone to help them with the sun protector...you know what i mean... I personally think that people who think global warming is a bad thing, are way too depressed to even realize there's a brighter side in life. Take the Eskimos as an example, always in a bad mood... men go out fishing... women stay home sculpting whale shaped stones or what ever it is they do. But now with global warming Eskimo men have a chance to surf, even see some naked women....damn those guys never even saw a naked girl with all that cold, they probably use frozen sperm that men keep in containers for reproduction. But now they finally get some real action, thanks to global warming.

Global warming, It ain't that bad.

P.s. As every other thing in life, global warming also has its own bad side...yeah we're all gonna die.